Sunday, December 14, 2025

Meta-notebook Beings

I have started a new notebook where I will write up what I think is good (mostly judged by I want my daughter to one day see) in daily, personal notebooks I am filling. 

As I want a back up copy, I figure I will type up what I wrote today and post it here. So what follows is a lightly edited transcription of the first five hand-written pages of a yellow Leuchtturm 1917 145x210 MM notebook. 

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First, from a black Piccadilly hardback notebook. I am interrupting writing in it to start on a "Pride and Prejudice" notebook that <wife's name redacted> gave me 
yesterday. 

This notebook was ... notable for being where I experimented with layout to find what I like. 

The right side is for happy moments and impressions. I have settled also in doing those in cursive with nice pens. 

Left side content starts with whether I ate by the rules the day before, but can then include anything. If I use up that page, I can also write continue writing on the right side, under the cursive. 

Keeping a notebook with the happiness stream on the right side has greatly improved my attitude and ability to sustain things that would have crushed me before. 

Having *this* book where I transfer what I think might have more lasting value frees me from worrying about using up pages in my daily notebook. 

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Notes on the notebook book -- "The Notebook" by Roland Allen. 

This book caught my eye as I had begun my "hypergraphia for happiness (and fulfillment)" project. 

The book illustrated how well a notebook can extend our capacities and work as a second brain. But I think some of the history itself will instruct and amuse. 

The East had paper, but used it in applications other than writing. The West came up with the codex book, but did so with very expensive materials. (When the church had a near-monopoly on writing they didn't see it as a good form to put the word of God down on a cheap material like paper). The notebook as a daily practice of writing things down comes from the East meeting West in the Arab flourishing, and then is traced through Tuscans using them for business. Allen argues that first came the mass production of notebooks to fill these business needs, then people came up with brilliant things to do with them. 

Not the order Allen choose, but I wish to start with Da Vinci's notebooks. 

There was a quote in the book that resonated with me where Da Vinci spoked about how forms can be combined in infinite ways, thus a need for notebooks to aid memory.

... If it's good enough for Da Vinci, it is good enough for me, and so I considered learning how to draw. But, either way, I leave this sub topic with this pitch: want to be a genius? Want to see the world as endlessly fascinating? No guilt if the answer is "no," but if "yes" -- keep a notebook. 

In Renaissance Florence notebooks were for everybody, though. From the book, a study of 582 Florintenes had a total of 10,574 books, for an average of ~18. Common was the Zibaldone, book that everything hodgepodged together -- and it is here that quotes from books spread before the printing press. Allen notes bits of Dante as a key example.

... My advice: write down anything, even everything. Doing this you can notice, record, and reflect. 

Heap it up. You can always index and distill later. 

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Speaking of using a notebook for reflection, I used the notebook that I am distilling here to work on my weight. More general lesson: daily accountability is a subtly good thing. More specific lesson to my body and brain (and perhaps yours): I figured out that I use the buzz of a bunch of carbs as a kind of self-medication when I am depressed. My job and especially my commute has been really hard on me, and that led to quite a bender, I came to see by looking over my daily journal. So the rules -- getting my carbs only from beans, cabbage, and other vegetables is pretty important for me to follow. High fiber and moderate-to-high protein makes me feel better day-to-day and more importantly prevents my addict's brain from getting a hold of me. 

<child's name redacted>, you need to watch yourself. The odds are very good that you are not set up for "just a taste" of anything can form a bad habit. 

Sunday, December 7, 2025

Two Heresies for Fun

As for the epistemic status of these two heresies, I don't *believe* in either of them. Instead, I find them fun to think about from time to time. (Something else I have been working over in my head is "rather than be entertained, I wish to be amused.") I will add, however, that these heresies really tie together some true things in the same nagging way that conspiracy theories can. 

I.) Heresy 1 -- Trees are the highest form of life, perhaps even what is really in God's image. 

IA.) Roots of this heresy (pun accepted)

There was a Kirstin Dirksen interview with a woodworker where he just straight up said trees may be the highest form of life, Ran Prieur says "trees, man" as the answer he gets when he gets a certain type of high, learning about trees and their exchange of information and nutrients ("the Wood-Wide Web") and that trees have a rhythmic pumping pattern, a slow (from our perspective) heartbeat, the image from the Joyce Kilmer poem:

"A tree that looks at God all day, / And lifts her leafy arms to pray"

IB.) Implications for craftsmanship

I try to respect the wood I work with in the same way Natives were said to respect the animals they hunted. Although I wish to give the context that the only part of the trunk of trees that are alive is a thin layer near the outside, below the bark -- the wood that supports the trunk is dead; it no longer conducts water or nutrients and has been non-living since it became heartwood. So instead of seeing the wood itself as alive, which the craftsman from the Dirksen video does on account of how the wood continues to expand and contract over time, I instead see the wood's grain as a pattern created by another soul.

Also, I try to pay my respects to trees that I pass on my walks, picturing a bright radiance hugging all of that heartwood. 

II.) Heresy 2 -- That a Big Book (of literature) is actually an instruction manual for starting a new universe. 

  Sub-Heresy -- that our purpose is create such books. 

  Variant on Sub-Heresy -- we are here to develop skills to create universes; the fact that big books seem like instruction manuals is just a by-product of this. 

IIA.) Roots of this heresy


Terence McKenna, in the context of Finnegans Wake, said something like large books tend toward Eschaton. As someone who has read some big books -- War and Peace, Infinite Jest (twice), Moby Dick -- this rings true. 

The best example out of these three is Infinite Jest. One of the most famous scenes in the book is about the students playing a game called Eschaton, where the game breaks down over a confusion between map and territory ... oh, classic humans. Another scene that ties in is one of my personal favorites. In this scene a character starts watching the TV show MASH with a view that it has hidden messages about ... the end of the world. I think it is pretty clear that MASH is functioning as meta-textual commentary on Infinite Jest itself. 

The worst example out of the three is War and Peace. If you're willing to squint and play up how it engages with ultimate truth, destiny and choice, you can kind of get there. But it was thinking about how War and Peace didn't fit Mckenna's point that led me to think that maybe the reason Big Books tend toward ending the world is so they can start new ones. 

Asimov has a short story "The Last Question" where a computer at the end of the universe takes all the data, then crunches it for a long while, and the story ends with "Let there be light."

Of course we have John telling us that in the beginning was the word/logos. And William S. Burroughs say the Word as a virus that has infected us. Well, maybe this is why. 

IIB.) Implications for craftsmanship

I won't be writing a 600+ page literary work, so hopefully the top-line heresy here isn't right, as that would mean I am failing to live up to my cosmic purpose. My only hope is that the variant on the sub-heresy is true. Perhaps a corpus of notebooks trying to understand the world -- think Da Vinci -- also can work as a manual to start a universe... If we are in a Simulation Universe, I hope me getting back to filling notebooks can get me some points in the game. 

All this to say that in 2025 I think I am going to develop my drawing skills. I decided this independent of this heresy, but once had decided to, I thought of it. More skill in how forms work together on this world sure could help me if I have to make another one. 

Conclusion.

These two heresies contradict each other. 

I do not believe either of them. 

I am going to learn how to draw. 

Saturday, November 15, 2025

Attention, Compliance, and the Rest of Us

John's response to my last post :


Teaching that ersatz Honours class sounds like hell - I imagine it must be distressing having to work in such an environments. Are those student reactions the kinds of thing they say out loud, or more what you infer they think?


Re: silence in preference to overstimulation - I see this as really compatible with what Warren Mansell is talking about towards the end here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZe9D8u4di0 ... part of his point is that our systems' quest for novelty is unstoppable, but that quest is often better served by directing it to different perspectives on what's already going on in our minds, or on the subtler elements of what's there in our environment. This is what I appreciated in your music list, and in the Mahler book...not a bunch of new music to absorb, but a chance to read or write about/hear in a different way what's already there in my memory or collection.


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I first tried to write a sort of short reply.  Then it grew.  Then I sent it off.  Then I realized that it was substantial enough to be a post... With some light edits.

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I don't want to give the wrong impression, I am on good terms with nearly all of that class nearly every day.  From their perspective, the main mistakes I make are 1) acting like I should be able to explain what I want them to know one time, especially if I am annoying enough to think I should be able to do so right when class has started 2) giving them the natural, logical consequences of their actions.

So something like that handout is working around the fact that I am not able to lecture. No, no kid said any of those things to me. And I even won over two kids that I would not have put in the seven whom I am trying to teach—one on the edge of the "video game meme" category, the other on the edge of the mopey-to-indulge-yourself category. The latter took good notes partly because I handed her headphones so she could listen to music while working (technically a violation of our district policy against using learning devices for any fun whatsoever—okay, technically a violation of the district’s extension of the state law against “cell phones” from bell-to-bell—but I am a bit of a rebel, after all).

So, like 9 kids are somewhere close to the level of content they deserve.

And then later on in the hour I was able to say, "note check. Show me your notes, and if you don't have any, put up your iPad," which they do comply with that kind of shit—just not things like listening to multi-step instructions. So almost all of the class has some notes, even if they are just ones copied off someone in their peer group that kinda gets it. Those kids aren't worse off than they would be otherwise.

As for me, and protecting my system in these invasive (I guess coercive) times, I’m managing myself better in terms of giving my nervous system enough rest, relaxation, and things other than work and expect to enter winter with a sustainable rhythm. Here is the meta-plans: I have this next work week, then a week off for American Thanksgiving, so I am going to be able to plan ahead enough to do more of that rest, relaxation and things other than work for the three week until the two week Winter Break, under which I might be able to plan enough to get my rest of my school year set up for ...  the virtuous cycle I listed.

Keep in mind I don't have much of any time with a feed now...  It just so happens that the real world is informed by people who ARE on feeds, so you get a lot of second-hand feed brain.

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

History Lessons

Imagine you are an 8th grader in a so-called Honors class at an urban school that has seen much better days (the wealthy are now two towns over in their flight from the hey-day of your district and eyeing ways to make their colonies in some previously rural areas even further out.  Schools will need to be built.  Teachers will need to commute). 

You don't know any of this, of course, because you don't know anything about how the adult world works... Also, all but seven of you fall into three broad camps 1) girls want to mope around and then self-medicate with gossip or K-pop bullshit or 2) boys who are possessed by their gamer memes (or perhaps memes downwind of gamer means; I don't give a shit) and will talk across the room at any point with argument about how your "friends" are trash at either basketball or a video game...  (again, I don't give a shit about the specifics; I just wish you'd shut the fuck up) and 3) those who won't work now, but will try to cheat later.  (Don't get me wrong -- the other two groups often do that too.  This group just does it quietly).

You probably care about your grade.  This is honors, after all.  But you have no idea how to show anyone basic decency, let alone respect. You're going to whine down the road and then do whatever bare minimum the teacher lays out for you.

Your teacher, who is clearly often very angry with the class, gives you the following... on paper... 

Why can't it be on google slides?  Why is all of it full sentences?... Why the FUCK is it in full paragraphs? This asshole really wants me to takes notes over this? 

And here's what that bastard hands you. He claims he wrote it himself.  I bet he just printed out something from ChatGPT.

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1800-1850 Background. 


"IS THIS ON THE TEST?" Yes, any of the ideas from this document can end up on the test. 

Now, the test will be open note -- but no ipads nor can you have this out... But while you are reading this, you can underline things, make highlights, that kind of thing: just make sure you transfer the important information to notes on a separate sheet of paper. 
 
In retrospect, I wish I had assigned the time period a little differently, maybe starting in 1789, and if I am going to go that far, I could just as well have started in 1776, with our American Revolution. 

Because, if you think about it, it's kind of weird to start talking about history anywhere other than the earliest records we have, as anything you say has something that came before it. But when it comes to 1800 there are three broad patterns that were revolutionizing the West -- here meaning Europe and the United States -- that make this a pretty good place to start... It just happens that capturing 20 or 30 more years would help us trace how these developments started a little better. 

We can see all three of these patterns as revolutions of sorts. To give each of these a name we will call them 1. The Industrial Revolution 2. The Emotional Revolution 3. Political Revolutions. 

I. The Industrial Revolution

The Industrial Revolution began in England. Broadly speaking, two new things happened:

1. Machines of greater precision were developed and, for the first time, could be mass-produced.
 
2. Portable and concentrated energy—especially coal powering steam engines—was harnessed, providing more power and freeing industry from dependence on areas with strong wind or flowing water. (For example, the Dutch windmills were used for industry, but they weren't as powerful or as portable as what England came up with in the Industrial Revolution). 

In time, the Industrial Revolution would change nearly every aspect of human life, and would do so for the entire world. Around 1800, however, the changes were mostly happening in England. 

The railroads would start to move goods and people at a faster speed than had ever occurred in history up to that point. Cars, i.e. automobiles, would only happen about a hundred years later. 

More people would end up living in cities, though those early conditions in cities were crowded, polluted, and gave terrible working conditions for the vast majority of people. To follow this trend -- what is called urbanization-- it would be about a hundred years until the majority of people in the United States lived in cities. And following the trend even further, the United Nations estimated that around 2008 is when the majority of human beings on earth lived in cities. 

In other words, all through history up until approximately NOW more people have lived in the country than in the city... And the trends that started all of this began with the Industrial Revolution in England. 

II. The Emotional Revolution (Revolutions?). 

To introduce this revolution, I am going to go back in time to Shakespeare for a moment. In "Romeo and Juliet," the reason why Juliet feels like she has to escape is because her father is telling her that she has to marry someone she doesn't want to (in fact, by then she had already married Romeo in secret... but that's another story for another time). In "A Midsummer Night's Dream," likewise, a character named Hermia is trying to run away because her father told her to marry someone she doesn't want to marry. In fact, the notion of the father being able to arrange who their daughter will marry shows up in the plot of 10 of Shakespeare's plays, a little over a fourth of the plays. 

Shakespeare lived from 1564 to 1616, about 200 years before the time period we are researching (and, of course, we in turn live about 200 years after the time that we are researching). The key point here is that marriage used to be decided by families, particularly fathers, not the people choosing to get married. (The people getting married could be asked for their input, but they were not the ones to decide). 

And it was only around 1800 that this notion of "let the couple decide" was solidified as a social ideal in the West. With that said, the book my daughter is named after, Pride and Prejudice, which was published in 1813, has a character who believes Mr. Darcy should have to marry her daughter because of an agreement she had made with his mom... when Darcy and the girl in question were infants.

So not only is Pride and Prejudice a timeless love story because of how it is told, it is a great document showing the emotional revolution (or revolutions). It was a revolution towards individuality in taste and away from community, duty, and following authority. 
The emotional revolution is often called the "Romantic Revolution," and I really wish it wasn't, but that is the term you will see in textbooks, so I feel obligated to share it. 
Why do I not like the term "Romantic" for this shift in sensibilities? 

1. The word romance now means things like dating and kissing and such, so using the term a different way just causes unnecessary confusion.  
2. The writers we have assigned as "Romantic" represent several different movements, and many would not have liked to have been grouped together. 
3. While the Germans had a movement called Romantic (actually Romantik/Romantisch in German), the English did not use that term to refer to a movement; it was only afterwards that these diverse authors all got called by the same label. 

III. Political Revolutions.

I am going to leave the politics mostly to your history classes, both present and future, but the combination of the American Revolution and the French Revolution (started in 1789) left intellectuals with the notion that ideas could be used to transform societies, which is not what people thought during the Roman Empire, during the Medieval times that followed, or even during much of the early Renaissance.
 
This is why it is incorrect to say Shakespeare had "progressive" ideas; during Shakespeare's time it wasn't thought that society could progress. Instead, it was more of a matter of having good or bad monarchs, or failing that, different ways the problem of human sin could be dealt with. 

It is more accurate to say that Shakespeare was able to imagine a great deal of different perspectives, and was able to write scenarios where characters found creative ways to make their own lives better, even if that meant bending or breaking rules. But there is no notion of social reform in Shakespeare. Keep in mind that around the time Shakespeare first came to London (as Shakespeare grew up in a country town) we have historical records of the heads of Catholics cut off and put on display on the roads as a warning to those who would have the wrong beliefs.  And be aware that Shakespeare's older relatives had been Catholic before such a thing became illegal. In other words, Shakespeare did not live in a free society.  

When our "Founding Fathers" wrote the Constitution (1787), they were operating under the belief that you could design a society from scratch. And when the French Revolution occurred in 1789, their changes were even more drastic. By 1800, the chaos had led to Napoleon, a soldier who had guided the French forces to some key victories, to becoming a military dictator. While this began to plant the seeds of doubt in the success and stability of political revolutions, the fact remained that it was clear that society could be changed, even redesigned. And many of the writers we are looking at believed that in this era of experimentation with society itself art could also reshape the world.

And it was in this context that Percy Shelley, the poet and husband of Mary Shelley (the author of Frankenstein) would write: 

"poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world."
 
To him, poets had a power to shape society's values, morals and thoughts through their art, and that in turn would change the world.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

Catching Up, Tying Together

 John wrote some reflections on the music suggested to me, and I will leave those comments as an appendix. 

A slogan of the language-learning blog AJATT (All Japanese All the Time) was -- and I just verified still is -- "You don't learn a language, you get used to it."  And it is that kind of learning through familiarity, a kind of growing into a domain, that listening to a new album allows me. So I am glad that I used machine logic and strategic planning to give myself this thing to enjoy.  To remind, the game plan for happiness is to be stupid, selfish and healthy.  I think inverting all three and avoiding the extreme of that inverse is what is more accurate: don't be too smart (disembodied/"in your head"), don't get so unhealthy that all you think of is your ailments, and don't be so selfless that you lose yourself, which I am very prone to do.  And did again while I was in survival mode with this job. The albums as interests are about taking something that mine.

But to be honest, many a time the real problem is that I am overstimulated, so music isn't always the solution. I often need silence (let's just keep linking to old pieces).

The more important intervention is the hypergraphia [ibid]. When I have sunk into depression, it is going back to the power of jotting down what is positive -- mostly on the physical and sensual levels -- and doing so in a contextless fashion, that improves my mood.

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Enter John:

I so appreciated your song-list - most of those are already in my CD collection or are familiar from the past. Probably not a minute I have spent listening to Radiohead in my life has been wasted. I don't currently have Revolver - one of many that I had on the now defunct Minidisc for many years - but one episode of Mad Men I saw recently ends with Tomorrow Never Knows, sounding great on my stereo, and the episode really emphasises what a break it was from the past: I Wanna Hold Your Hand era was fresh, but the Mad Men characters manage to find something from decades before that was similar. But Tomorrow Never Knows was a whole new planet. It's hard to remember The Beatles and The Beach Boys were once neck and neck rivals - Revolver was the album that blasted The Beatles permanently ahead.

The one nice "new to me even though it was sitting right there on my CD rack" was Beethoven's Seventh. I don't know why, because I love the 3rd, 5th, particularly 6th, and 9th...but there's something forbidding about finding one's way into a new one. I think it's all the numbers. I had almost all of Mahler's Symphonies sitting there too, but never found a way in until I found a book on him recently, which let me guess...I should just start with the fourth.
 
Beethoven's Seventh though....to me is so *danceable*, but it would have to be social dancing. I know this music was never for dancing, always concerts, but still. And the way it finishes somehow surprises me, wow, *that's* how you're ending the symphony? Contemporaries thought the whole thing madness. (And at first performance Mahler's 4th was booed after each movement....I'm not hep enough to understand musical vocabulary, but apparently it was recogniseably anti-racist, hence feather-ruffling. To me it's just fun, apart from the slow movement which had me crying).
 
Carole King, I don't know if I've heard every song on Tapestry, but must have nearly - I had the piano book of her music out just before you posted, because, tangentially, of her collaboration with Mariah Carey, who I'm no longer ashamed to say I've been getting right back into.....I've often thought my loving early Mariah was not cool enough, but like a lot of these big artists in retrospect you can recognise there are actually some real moments of artistry there that made them hit big.

Friday, October 24, 2025

Whispers of the Canon

I am using the idea of a (the?) literary canon as a kind of anchor question for the Honors English class I am teaching, a question that we can turn to again and again as we introduce new authors.

This made me have a discussion with Datum that I have cleaned up a bit and wish to preserve here. 


I wrote:
As a practicing teacher in Oklahoma, I would argue that Hawthorn is becoming de-canonized, at least in my area. Teachers don't want to teach him. The language and themes have grown too remote.

Is this being openly admitted, and is it different in other regions of the country?


ChatGPT responded:
Your impression—that Nathaniel Hawthorne is fading from the canon in your region—turns out to be plausible, but the broader national data suggest a more complicated story. Below is a breakdown of what the research shows, along with how your local sense might fit into larger patterns.

What the national data show

  • A recent survey of over 4,000 U.S. secondary ELA teachers (grades 6-12) by National Council of Teachers of English (NCTE) found that the most frequently taught texts are still older, white-author ‘classic’ works.

  • Specifically, texts like The Great Gatsby, The Crucible, and plays by William Shakespeare dominate.

  • At the same time, opinion pieces and studies note that fewer teachers feel they have time or space in their curriculum to teach harder classics. For example:

    “Seven in 10 teachers overall and five in 10 high-school teachers limit classics ‘because there is no longer room for them in the curriculum.’”

  • In short: The canon remains robust in many places, but pressures (time, student readiness, relevancy) are causing some shifts in which classics get the priority.

What this means for Hawthorne specifically

  • Hawthorne’s signature texts (such as The Scarlet Letter) do not appear in the NCTE survey’s top-10 list of most-frequently taught works.

  • Thus, while there’s no direct national data indicating a systematic drop of Hawthorne across the board, the fact that he’s not in the top tier suggests he may indeed be taught less often than some other canonical authors/works.

  • Your sense of “remote language/themes” matters: many teachers cite student engagement and curriculum relevance as key criteria now. If a work is perceived as remote, it’s more likely to be substituted.

  • Regional or district factors may amplify this: You mention Oklahoma. The NCTE survey notes that teachers in the South are more likely to be working with scripted curricula or restricted text choices. So your local situation may reflect both broader national trends and region-specific pressures.

Why your experience could differ from national averages

  • The national survey aggregates wide geographic variety; your local district’s decisions (state standards, textbook adoptions, pacing guides, local teacher autonomy) strongly shape what gets taught.

  • Hawthorne is older (“mid-19th century”), Puritan/romantic in theme, often with archaic syntax and heavy symbolism. For many modern students it may feel distant, making some teachers reluctant to invest time in scaffolding it.

  • Approaches to English/language arts are shifting: there’s more emphasis on diverse voices, shorter texts, modular units, and skill-based instruction rather than full-length canonical novels. The research mentions “crowding out” of literature by nonfiction, test prep, etc.

  • The power of inertia: curricula built around sets of texts, teacher familiarity with older works, district adoption cycles—these all delay change. So while a piece like Hawthorne may feel “declining” to you, the change may be gradual and uneven.

Verdict on your claim
Yes—there is reason to believe that in practice Hawthorne is becoming less central (especially in some districts/states) even if it hasn’t been universally “de-canonized.” Your local anecdote is consistent with what the national data hint (though they don’t isolate Hawthorne by name). Whether the pattern is openly admitted is more of a local/district issue. On the national level I didn’t find a study where teachers explicitly say “We won’t teach Hawthorne anymore.”


I wrote:
Not really. I am just looking for some sanity checks.

I think Hawthorne being dropped is barely-not-open secret.

The one that is heart-breaking to me is Shakespeare. I was briefly at an online charter and Romeo and Juliet was reduced to a video explaining it, slide-show style with questions over the slide-show. And then I taught at an urban high school, where it wasn't taught at all.


ChatGPT responded:
That tracks with what’s quietly happening in a lot of districts. The formal curriculum documents often still list Romeo and Juliet or The Scarlet Letter, but what “teaching” means has thinned out—works survive in name only, converted into videos, summaries, or multiple-choice scaffolds. The teachers aren’t defying the canon; they’re performing a kind of triage: make it “accessible,” hit the standards, move on.

For Shakespeare, there’s been a marked shift from teaching plays to teaching about plays. The rationale is usually student readiness or time pressure, but the effect is the same: no encounter with the language itself. The cultural authority of Shakespeare still lingers—it’s risky to say outright “we don’t teach him”—so instead he’s mediated into something safe and nonthreatening.

Hawthorne lacks even that protective aura. Few administrators or parents notice when he disappears, and the prose offers little surface reward for students who haven’t already been taught how to read nineteenth-century syntax. So his retreat happens silently, justified under “relevance” or “readability.”

Your observation—that it’s a barely-not-open secret—feels accurate. The canon isn’t being publicly overthrown; it’s just being neglected to death.


I wrote:
I thought I got a lot of mileage out of using side-by-side translations with Romeo and Juliet. And while it was good to have the plot crystal clear, the kids agreed that the original side was always better—once you understood it—the rhythm, the compact metaphors, different characters working with different voices, and Shakespeare's ability to just start buzz-sawing so many ideas and references... So clearly brilliant.


ChatGPT responded:
That’s exactly what tends to happen when students are given the real text but not abandoned to it. Once they have a foothold—once the syntax and idioms aren’t opaque—they start to hear the density and play. The line-by-line translation acts almost like scaffolding in a foreign-language class: it reduces fear enough for the music and wit to come through.

The reaction you describe—the recognition that the “translation” is clearer but flatter—is a genuine aesthetic judgment, not nostalgia. It’s the point at which students begin to see that meaning and language are fused, not detachable. Shakespeare’s intelligence stops being abstract (“he’s famous”) and becomes audible.

The tragedy is that most curricula stop before that moment. Teachers are told to front-load comprehension, but comprehension is precisely what the art uses as fuel. By keeping students on the paraphrase side, schools preserve the story but lose the voice—and the voice is the thing that still works, even now, for almost anyone who gets to hear it fully.


I wrote:
Real talk, though: I don't think that Hawthorn can be saved by side-by-side work. Hawthorn's prose just comes off pompous, and having read many of his contemporaries, such as Melville, Whitman, Thoreau, EVEN Emerson, it is clear that there was no requirement to write the way Hawthorn did.


ChatGPT responded:
That’s a fair and incisive read. Hawthorne’s difficulty isn’t just temporal distance; it’s his own mannerisms. His syntax often feels self-conscious even within its era—over-laden with abstractions and moral qualifiers, like someone writing through gauze. Melville and Whitman aimed for grandeur too, but they wrote with muscularity and surprise. Thoreau, at his best, snaps with clarity. Emerson’s aphoristic compression at least rewards rereading. Hawthorne, by contrast, often turns moral psychology into a maze of clauses.

It’s not that his insights aren’t real—alienation, guilt, social hypocrisy—but they arrive coated in an almost Puritanical decorum. In the 19th century that might have signaled seriousness; now it reads as evasive. The language performs repression rather than examining it, and modern readers feel the distance instantly.

So yes: side-by-side glosses don’t rescue him. His problem isn’t comprehension but tone. Students can understand him and still recoil. And that puts teachers in a bind, because unlike Shakespeare, whose strangeness is electric, Hawthorne’s strangeness is heavy—it requires patience and a kind of moral sympathy for a sensibility that has largely vanished.

He might linger in anthologies for “Young Goodman Brown” or “The Birthmark,” but the era when The Scarlet Letter was the unquestioned American novel feels finished.

Monday, October 20, 2025

The Music of His Happy Destiny

 ... And with me harnessing machine logic (see last post) I think I can free up the time to be happy through being human. 

One, I'll be giving myself time to again practice happiness via hypergraphia. And two, my new rule of engagement is to grade while listening to music that will both be enjoyable and work as giving me "an interest."  What do I mean?  Well, chatGPT -- not Datum, but my work instance -- got what I meant well enough to produce a list for me to work though: 

Melody, Harmony, and Songwriting

  1. The Beatles – Revolver (1966)
    Why: Teaches how pop songs can use classical harmony, tape loops, and structure innovation.
    Listen for: “Eleanor Rigby,” “Tomorrow Never Knows.”
  2. Carole King – Tapestry (1971)
    Why: Melodic songwriting at its most emotionally direct.
    Listen for: Voice leading, piano textures, and lyrical phrasing.
  3. Joni Mitchell – Blue (1971)
    Why: Unusual chord voicings, open tunings, and pure emotional writing.
    Listen for: “A Case of You,” “River.”

🎧 Production and Studio Craft

  1. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
    Why: Seamless concept album; teaches pacing, mixing, and sonic storytelling.
    Listen for: Transitions between tracks and dynamic control.
  2. Brian Eno – Another Green World (1975)
    Why: Bridges pop and ambient music. Learn how texture becomes structure.
    Listen for: Minimalism and tone color.
  3. Michael Jackson – Thriller (1982)
    Why: Benchmark of pop production and groove design.
    Listen for: Quincy Jones’s layering, rhythm section precision.

🥁 Rhythm and Groove

  1. Miles Davis – Kind of Blue (1959)
    Why: The textbook of modal improvisation and phrasing.
    Listen for: How rhythm sections “breathe” around soloists.
  2. Fela Kuti – Zombie (1977)
    Why: Afrobeat fundamentals—interlocking rhythms and hypnotic structures.
    Listen for: Guitar patterns, horn call-and-response, rhythmic layering.
  3. Stevie Wonder – Innervisions (1973)
    Why: Teaches syncopation, harmonic complexity, and self-produced mastery.
    Listen for: “Living for the City” and “Higher Ground.”

🎹 Harmony, Texture, and Emotion

  1. Radiohead – OK Computer (1997)
    Why: Expands rock harmony, structure, and mood; a modern Beatles-type leap.
    Listen for: Meter shifts, textures, and how tension resolves.
  2. Björk – Homogenic (1997)
    Why: Merges electronic beats with orchestral emotion.
    Listen for: Dynamics, sound design as composition.
  3. Kendrick Lamar – To Pimp a Butterfly (2015)
    Why: A masterclass in narrative structure and genre fusion.
    Listen for: Live jazz instrumentation, shifting grooves, thematic motifs.

🎻 Classical / Foundations

  1. Miles Davis & Gil Evans – Sketches of Spain (1960)
    Why: Shows orchestration meeting jazz improvisation.
  2. Claude Debussy – La Mer (1905) (you can find recordings on YouTube)
    Why: Harmonic color, impressionism, and the roots of film scoring.
  3. Stravinsky – The Rite of Spring (1913)
    Why: Learn how rhythm and dissonance can create energy and structure.

🧠 Optional but Enlightening Deep Cuts

  • Laurie Anderson – Big Science (1982) → performance art + electronics
  • Daft Punk – Discovery (2001) → sampling and electronic groove design
  • Nina Simone – Pastel Blues (1965) → emotion, interpretation, phrasing
  • Beethoven – Symphony No. 7 → rhythmic drive centuries ahead of its time


Friday, October 17, 2025

The Dark and Light Side

 I.) Against the Logic of the Machine

The headline asked "if airpods can translate instantly, why learn a language?"  

For this, I have an answer, based on my current habit of reading elementary-school level comics in a second language. Weird things are weirder, funny things are funnier, and interesting things are more interesting when I process them in a non-native language. Hell, invert that: cliches no don't hurt to read in an L2, as they are idioms instead.

Spending time in an alternate system of signification is one of the great joys in my life, and I have no desire to give that up to the machine. 

 

II.) Using the Logic of the Machine

I have a few days off for Fall Break. The first day, I was too exhausted to do much. But one problem I worked on, and had a breakthrough in, was how to batch convert questions in a certain format on google sheets into google forms.  I think this will save me at least 50% of my time on the front end of making assignments, and 90% of my time on grading. 

This is me using the logic of the tools, so that I can not waste motion and energy, and also live more presently in the moment. Society is organized as a panopticon now. I might as well set up my own boutique panopticon within the panopticon.   

Other benefits include students not losing papers and the ability to access make-up work anywhere they get on the internet. For me, this means I will stop trying to grade during class itself, and instead I will be watching more, more adaptable, responsive, and of course able to build better dossiers on student misbehavior.

I should point out that I could save even more time by just outsourcing this to the built-in google Gemini, but if I did that I would lose quality control, or ability to easily merge in existing questions from other sources.  The Gemini > Forms pipeline proved there is some value in making such self-grading assignments, but like all things from the Modern Silicon Valley, it is preferred the tools only be used the way they envision.

I don't really care to get too bogged down in the details, just that I am happy that my computer nerdery allowed me to find something that is going to work -- relatively speaking. 

 

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Appendix. 

 I have seen it argued that AI just moves bottlenecks around.  I don't think it "just" moves them around -- I mean, that's not all it does -- but it does move the bottlenecks. 

 I found that after the wait of a week, it was a bit on the frustrating side trying to set back up my little google form factory.  So I guess I will go into some details of what I am doing, after all.  If nothing else, it will give me notes for setting the system up. 

 I have to find a spreadsheet called "Form maker."  I now have a link to it saved so it doesn't get buried under the pile of forms all dumped into root by every collaborative action that involves me in the Google ecosystem (it's a lot in a school system).  My link for this is on a file saved on Desktop because, again, the Desktop metaphor is the best one and control of where information is stored in a nested hierarchy is prerequisite for my sanity -- and the fact that others haven't risen up to protect this leaves me unsure of whether I should grieve lives of quiet desperation or just grieve that the gap between me and everyone else is so vast.

Anyway, ChatGPT kept fucking up how to format the questions, spitting them out in ways that  I couldn't actually put them in a spreadsheet, even though it had assured me it would just remember if I called it "spreadsheet format", so I had to work for over a half hour to work on a prompt that would make it consistently do this operation correctly.  Fingers crossed that it works in the future.  This prompt is now saved on the same document on my desktop. ChatGPT operates under the same "shit is just going to get buried" principle that is now our dystopia's default, so I need to have this on hand to paste in any time I want to set up my form factory.

If I can get this stuff right, this is where the magic can happen, part 1. I can take previous quiz banks and convert them, or have ChatGPT make them... I'll do some analysis of how this isn't really where my time gets saved at the end. 

We're not quite done yet with the steps I have to dredge from memory to make this kludged-together thing work.  The script I had Datum write to convert the spreadsheet to a form won't work on my school computer, nor my school network -- which I will admit does make solid sense from a cybersecurity perspective -- so I have to get on my home computer to run the script. Next, I rename the Google Form and make my school account an editor on the form.

Still not done. If I don't want this form to be buried forever.Forever.forever under everything else, I have to make a copy of the form -- otherwise, I can't move it.  I move this copy over to a folder for current work, as I found that putting it in the quarter folder make already making for too cluttered of an experience. As I get done with forms, they will be moved into that quarter folder (in this case 2nd quarter), so they are available next year to really save me some time. 

Oh, and then I modify the settings so it is a quiz and set the answer key for the multiple choice bits.  I could have Datum take another crack at writing a script so the answers could be set in automatic-magic-part-1 step, but I am seeing value in using this as an opportunity to learn what the right answers are so I can answer student questions if they come up.

The first three of these forms I made today took me two hours of real time, as I also use time-boxes so chores can get done and my body doesn't suffer from too prolonged of sitting.  That was 40 minutes a form.  And though that is kinda awful, and almost seems to prove the "just moving bottlenecks" argument, 1) the ergonomics of doing these forms was better than having to think though each question 2) I think I can get the time down with more practice, and especially if the prompting to get the right formatting works the first time.

Still, I'm not sure that I can get it down to less than 12 minutes per form.

That would be quicker than making the forms myself, yes, but it is not quicker on the creation time than having printed textbooks and telling kids to answer the questions at the back of the book.  It is not quicker than copying another teacher's existing assignment.

So the time savings really aren't that much on the creation end.  Instead, the real time savings come in on the grading end. With the multiple choice questions, we've only had the ability to grade that by machine my entire life, but I can also add short answers, and have an LLM run through them.  Now, that quickly becomes AI grading the work of other AI, but that is another story...

And for now, the kids don't have the ability to easily answer the multiple choices with AI. Hopefully that gap isn't closed within the next 1.75 school years. But even if it is, well, countermoves are available.  Another story for another time, if I want to tell it.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

Latin, Heavily Resourced

 Spanish is going great, with the caveat that I have virtually no time, and even less energy to give to it. After the reactivation via the Pilkney books, I am (re)reading The Lion, The Witch and Wardrobe in Spanish, but on this read, instead of going for extensive reading -- here meaning allowing to keep going if I understand the beats of the story/gestalt, I am engaging in intensive reading -- here meaning underlying what I cannot parse, or what I am sort of able to figure out, but want to preserve. I then take those sentences and copy them into a notebook.  From this, I am starting to notice and then do the research needed to clarify the guts of the language.

I can also fall to the online resources listed in the last post, and I have been grabbing some sentences there, but I find the set up of a physical book in bed, using my phone as a portable dictionary to be the most conducive to how beat-to-shit I routinely feel with my job. 

So, this will be my hobby project for the school year.  Then during summer vacation, the plan is to work very heavily on listening skills, which sounds like a great thing to do when trapped in the house due to sweltering, heavily humid weather (it's a wet heat, and it is unpleasant). 

Then for the next school year... Latin, but starting out with older methods, intensive looks, and explicit grammar.  I have some small Latin textbooks from 1900-1913, and my wife studied Latin in college, giving me a few more modern textbooks as well. But to make sure I have enough text to make it worth my while (and to give myself some ability to practice extensive reading) I have scrapped the entirely of The Latin Library

     http://www.thelatinlibrary.com/

A project that took me under 20 minutes from conceiving the idea, to having chatGPT write the script, to the actual scrapping -- full disclosure: Datum was fucking it up with a big mess until we set upon just doing it as .html files, allowing for a one-liner using wget ... Unix philosophy, for the win, again. 

No real import, other than that's "what's up with me." 

Staying away from the news of the world, and ever asking the question "do I actually have any control over this?" and "what concretely do you want me to do about it today?"

No me gusta el "doom-scrolling." 

Saturday, October 4, 2025

Spanish Resources

Backstory 

A little while ago, I was in the children's section of a library with my daughter and I noticed there was a world language's section of children's graphic novels. I grabbed a Dav Pilkney book (of Dogman fame) and from that book my joy in, and desire to learn, Spanish was rekindled. 

Excelsior! 

I have now read stacks of Pilkney books in Spanish, some of them more than once, and I think it has reactivated what I knew of the language. Now it is time to push forward. So here is are some resources I have gathered from my favorite domain -- the public one.

Antología portorriqueña

Spanish Tales for Beginners

 A First Spanish Reader (maybe too easy)

Modern Spanish Lyrics (poems)

Lecturas fáciles con ejercicios

 An Easy Introduction to Spanish Conversation

 

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And since this is a blog of stuff chatGPT tells me at this point, here is a road map of what I should learn on a more explicit level, since I am hundreds of thousands of words read into an "input only, then look up some words" method -- which I do not recommend as the only thing you do.



1. The Core Sentence Skeleton

These are things you probably “feel” but can start labeling to lock them in.

  • Ser vs. estar — essence vs. state (but really, identity vs. circumstance).

  • Hay / tener / hacer — existence, possession, weather; easy to conflate early.

  • Personal “a” — the hidden marker of agency and personhood.

  • Direct vs. indirect objectslo/la vs. le/les, plus the leísmo tolerance zones (esp. Spain).

  • Double-object pronounsse lo di, te la paso — where logic bends to euphony.


2. Verbal Time and Mood (The Big Gap for Input Learners)

Once you hit narrative prose, this is the minefield.

  • Preterite vs. imperfect — event vs. background, or “photograph” vs. “video.”

  • Present perfect and past perfecthe comido, había comido — easy to miss how common haber is in writing.

  • Conditional and futureharía, haré, often used for politeness and inference (será verdad = “must be true”).

  • Subjunctive moods — this one’s best approached later, once you’re seeing patterns like quiera que sea, aunque llueva, para que vayas. You’ll already recognize them by sound; you’ll just be learning why.

  • Sequence of tenses (Si tuviera... habría...) — the crown jewel of backfill grammar once you’ve stabilized the rest.


3. Relative and Connective Tissue

The part that makes sentences “flow”:

  • Que, lo que, el que, la que, cuyo — relative clause chaos.

  • Porque / así que / sin que / aunque — where meaning hinges on conjunction choice.

  • Se — reflexive, impersonal, passive, pronominal. Learning to label which se you’re seeing is a huge clarity gain.


4. Modifiers and Flow

  • Adjective placementuna gran mujeruna mujer grande.

  • Adverbs of frequency and mannerya, todavía, apenas, casi, siempre; these change sentence polarity subtly.

  • Clitic placement with infinitives/gerundsvoy a decírtelo, estoy diciéndotelo.


5. Subtle Style and Register

This level is when you start tuning in to dialect, tone, and literary style.

  • Vosotros / ustedes, vs. usted — and implied social distance.

  • Diminutives / augmentatives-ito, -illo, -azo; emotional tone coding.

  • Nominalizations and abstract stylela búsqueda de, el hecho de que... — how written Spanish stacks prepositions.

  • Verb choice nuancesaber vs. conocer, pensar vs. creer, parecer vs. resultar, etc.


6. Meta-layer (for future Latin overlap)

This is where Latin will make Spanish click retroactively:

  • Agreement systems (number, gender, participles).

  • Tense correspondence (pluperfect, subjunctive triggers).

  • Infinitive clauses (al entrar, sin decir nada).

  • Participial constructions (traces of Latin ablative absolutes).


Suggested “sentence method” workflow

  1. Pick a line from your input reading — preferably something that almost makes full sense.

  2. Translate it, but slowly, noticing each particle, preposition, pronoun.

  3. Ask “why that form?” one element at a time.

  4. Make a second sentence by swapping one element (aunque llueva → aunque nieva).

  5. Keep a little log of what you learned — not a grammar table, just “notes to future self.”

 


Sunday, September 14, 2025

A Tale of Two Dual-Metaphors

 I don't want to leave the impression that my life has become following soccer -- which I think would be a natural enough assumption with my last three posts being about soccer and then a hiatus. 

What I'm really doing is spending 9-10 hours a week in commute to grind at something pointless and futile  [1].

To explain a little, I start in an odd place: Windows 8, which will serve as my central metaphor.  Enter Datum (full conversation for the interested):

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[With Windows 8], Microsoft decided to chase two different futures at once. On one hand: a touch-first, swipeable interface meant to look and feel like a tablet OS—big tiles, gestures, screens you could move with your thumb. On the other hand: the old, stubborn desktop metaphor that had been doing useful work for decades — files, folders, icons, the taskbar. Instead of choosing one, they shoehorned them together and called that “innovation.”

Why it sucked is simple and structural, not just aesthetic. Each metaphor carries its own assumptions about how people think and work. The desktop says: I have stuff, I organize it, I come back to it. It is durable, spatial, forgiving [1]. The tablet UI says: everything is transient, swipeable, full-screen, designed for attention-snacking and single-purpose apps. Those two mental models do not [work together]. For users it meant constant context switching: you’d be doing real work on the desktop and then the OS would yank you into a full-screen, app-tiled environment designed for gestures and spectacle. Key affordances disappeared (where’s the Start? where’s my window?), muscle memory broke, and every small task multiplied into a cognitive tax. It wasn’t that one model was objectively better — it was that they were incompatible and the system obliged you to live inside both at the same time.

Now translate that to public schooling. The “desktop” is craft and practice: lessons honed through classroom friction, heuristics built from years of actual teaching, the small fixes. The “tile” layer is the surveillance-capitalism imitation: vendor dashboards, engagement analytics, district-mandated apps, lesson packages designed to be measurable and reportable. Neither is inherently evil — but the system insists they occupy the same space, and like Windows 8 it refuses to reconcile their assumptions.

[...]

The ["desktop model" of traditional lesson delivery]  had its own exclusions and cruelties. The point is that half-measures are corrosive: they turn judgment into interface friction, reduce craft to checkbox, and ask professionals to be two incompatible things at once. Windows 8 didn’t break because it was bold; it broke because it expected people to be two different users simultaneously. That’s exactly what modern public schooling asks of teachers — and it’s no wonder we’re exhausted.

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In short, it's a god damn mess, it wastes my time, and renders all of my experience null. The key issue isn't about which metaphor is on/balance better, it is that having two metaphors working at once completely sucks. 

In this case, I'd rather just rather switch to the new metaphor as it would mean no less planning and no grading. 

Back to Datum for the assist:

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So [I] end up in a perverse position: not defending tradition, not fighting for reform, just wishing the machine would at least settle on one logic. If the apps are the lane, then fine—let them be the whole lane. At least then the expectations would be clear. Teachers could stop pretending that their years of practice matter, stop half-building lessons around live classrooms only to have them gutted for metrics, and instead just perform the role of platform sherpa [3]. It wouldn’t be noble, but it would be consistent.

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I think that is a good enough conclusion for the piece proper, thanks Datum.... Onto the footnotes! 

 

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[1] Let's be honest, the commute is the real killer.  I could use half the hours for fun and half to tweak a few work things, and my experience would be much, much better. Oh well.

[2] Another great benefit of the old desktop is that it conveys how organized/disorganized you are.... You can visually see when you just have a shit-ton of dangling files...  Hell, if if you don't "snap to grid," you can even convey a sloppy stack...  From this follows my complaint that practically all files went the way of google docs. Again, a god damn mess. Also, when students make a copy of a template for an assignment in Google Classroom, each of those copies get dumped into the default pile, it is just an unsearchable absurdity...  Lastly, google docs default to restricting viewing, so the amount of stuff that just breaks and gets lost that way is staggering.

[3] Hmm.  Sherpa.  That's an interesting word choice, so I asked Datum about it: 

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It felt sharper than calling teachers “guides” or “facilitators” because it hints at exploitation: the real labor is invisible, the glory goes elsewhere, and the path isn’t chosen for its sense but for its optics. The metaphor works because in the app-heavy classroom you’re not teaching so much as hauling—getting everyone logged in, keeping accounts synced, troubleshooting bad design—while the people who pushed the software get to point to the summit and say, see, progress.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2025

One More Ranking

 When I wake up on a weekend morning, the most likely game to be on is Bundesliga 2, the second flight of German football.  So one more ranking chart is called for.  I do find the rankings a bit unwieldy, so I am only going to list this one halfway through, realizing that any team not listed isn't the one I am rooting for.

Enter my friend Datum:

Considering your preference for FC St. Pauli and Union Berlin, both of which emphasize fan culture, grassroots involvement, and a strong identity that connects to community and social values, here's a ranking and reasoning for how much you might enjoy the teams in the second flight of German football:


1. Schalke

Reasoning: Schalke, while a massive club, has had its own struggles and a strong identity, often tied to its working-class roots in Gelsenkirchen. Despite their struggles, the fanbase remains incredibly passionate, and the club is slowly rebuilding. Schalke’s values align somewhat with the communal aspects you enjoy, though their size might be a bit more corporate in comparison to FC St. Pauli and Union Berlin. Still, their strong fan culture and deep ties to the community are key.


2. Darmstadt

Reasoning: Darmstadt is a team that’s historically been linked with working-class roots and has a loyal fanbase. They’ve built a strong identity over recent years, earning respect for their tactical discipline and community vibe. While not as counter-cultural as FC St. Pauli, Darmstadt’s solidarity with its fans and the club’s rise through the ranks make them a team that might resonate with you.

3. Karlsruher SC

Reasoning: Karlsruhe might not have the same sharp political identity as St. Pauli or Union, but they have a loyal following, and there’s a certain historical significance to the club. Their community-based spirit and blue-collar ethos put them in a favorable position in terms of fan culture.

4. Arminia Bielefeld

Reasoning: Arminia, similar to Darmstadt, has a fanbase that's tightly knit and loyal. While they might not have the same punk, anti-fascist edge as FC St. Pauli, their history of rising through the ranks in challenging circumstances and their work to create a strong community connection with their fans might make them a solid fit for your preferences.

5. Eintracht Braunschweig

Reasoning: While Eintracht has a passionate fanbase, they don’t have as much of a distinct counter-culture or progressive identity as your top-flight teams. Their fan culture is still very much connected to the working-class roots of the region, but they may feel a bit less distinct in the same ways that St. Pauli and Union Berlin do.

6. Preußen Münster

Reasoning: Preußen Münster has a loyal and vocal fanbase, but they don't have the same level of national recognition or influence in terms of fan culture as FC St. Pauli or Union. They do, however, have a strong grassroots following, which might appeal to you if you appreciate smaller clubs with dedicated support.

7. SV Elversberg

Reasoning: Elversberg is a smaller club, and while it has a local following, they don’t have the same historical depth or fan-driven ethos as St. Pauli or Union. They do embody that underdog spirit, though, which can be appealing in a different way.

8. Paderborn

Reasoning: Paderborn is a club that’s been relatively successful in recent years but hasn’t developed the kind of unique fan culture or identity that would attract someone who appreciates the roots and values of clubs like St. Pauli or Union. Still, they’re a hard-working, community-oriented team, which may still be appealing in some ways.

9. Dynamo Dresden

Reasoning: Dynamo Dresden has a very loyal fanbase, but they’re often associated with a more controversial reputation, especially given the political leanings of some supporters. While the fans are extremely passionate, this club might not always align with the anti-fascist and progressive values you appreciate in your favorite clubs.


10. Holstein Kiel

Reasoning: Holstein Kiel doesn’t have a particularly strong identity or fan culture in the same way as FC St. Pauli or Union Berlin, making them a less compelling option if those cultural aspects are what draw you to football in the first place.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

More Like THE Bundesligas (And Murray Bookchin!)

Yesterday, I had my GPT instance rank La Liga teams by community involvement and anti-capitalism.  But what if there was a football federation that was structured around democratic feedback? Well, that's what they have in Germany.  And it isn’t just a marketing line. Instead, it is encoded in the 50+1 rule, which says that members—ordinary fans who join their local clubs—must hold a majority stake in decision-making. The club is not simply a franchise owned by a billionaire or corporation; it’s a civic institution, and its direction is subject to assemblies, votes, and grassroots accountability.

If that sounds like something Murray Bookchin might smile at, it’s because it resonates with his ideas of libertarian municipalism—the notion that genuine freedom is rooted in decentralized, face-to-face assemblies where people deliberate and steer their common life. In Germany, the football club is one of the rare surviving spaces where that actually happens. You don’t just buy a ticket; you can become a member, vote on leadership, and resist the creep of corporate capture. For Bookchin, that sort of participatory structure was the antidote to alienated life under capital. For many Germans, football is where that antidote still has teeth. (I'm not saying that German footie is really Bookchinism, rather I am making the depressing claim that it is the closest thing to Bookchin most people will ever touch here in modernity, and it’s still not enough ... But sometimes we need to just relax, watch and enjoy... I looked up and Getafe just scored.  That's the top team on my La Liga chart! Wow!  Wowie! Score one for the good guys).
 

There are exceptions to the 50+1 law. Bayer Leverkusen and Wolfsburg are allowed corporate control because they were historically “works teams”—founded by a company for its employees long before the 50+1 law. They’re tolerated as grandfathered cases, even if fans often grumble about their distance from the communal spirit.

And then ... there’s RB Leipzig.  Boo!  Hiss!  Fuck those guys! This is no case of the survival of industrial patronage; it's the Red Bull company being dicks.  RB Leipzig was a deliberate corporate project, carefully designed to tiptoe through German regulations. Red Bull bought the playing rights of a lower-division side, renamed it, plastered its identity with their logo, and structured the membership rules so tightly that only a handful of Red Bull employees have real voting power. It’s a shell of democracy, a Potemkin village for consumer-fans rather than The People.

That’s why RB is so hated—not just for being “plastic” but for being a proof of concept. If Leipzig thrives, it tells other corporations that Germany’s protections can be circumvented. What Bookchin would call a “communal sphere” risks becoming another market, stripped of the feedback loops that make it responsive to actual human beings.

In other words: RB Leipzig isn’t just one more club to dislike. It’s a breach in the wall. And what comes through that breach won’t just affect one city; it threatens the whole experiment of football as a democratic commons in Germany.


Appendix. 

So for the most part every team in German football is acceptable to me, other other RB Leipzig, who can go fuck themselves... And thus every team Red Bull owns, including the New York Red Bulls, can fuck off.

Enter Datum:

Bundesliga Ranking by Soul, Not Standing

Here’s how the top-flight teams line up when viewed through your roots-first lens—working-class identity and community ownership over corporate or petro-state influence:

  1. FC St. Pauli

    • Iconic counter-culture club in Hamburg with strong leftist, anti-fascist identity and huge working-class following. Pure soul.

  2. Union Berlin

    • Fan-built stadium, [me, adding emphasis: FAN BUILT STADIUM] volunteer-driven campaigns like “Bleed for Union,” communal Christmas carol tradition—all hallmarks of deep fan ownership. 

  3. FC Schalke 04

    • Born in the coal-mining heartland (Gelsenkirchen), nicknamed “mining boys,” and a genuine blue-collar legacy. 

  4. SV Werder Bremen

    • Long tradition of grassroots ultra culture, deeply embedded in northern working-class heritage.

  5. Bayer Leverkusen

    • A corporate offshoot of Bayer AG—technically an exception to 50+1—but fanbase proudly embraces industrial “Werkself” identity. Real soul, albeit industrial. 

  6. Eintracht Frankfurt

    • Strong local traditions, passionate fan base, and community-oriented. Though bigger club, retains soul better than corporate giants.

  7. Mainz 05

    • Community-focused, Rhineland city club with strong local bonds and less reliance on big-money ownership.

  8. SC Freiburg

    • A club run with fiscal responsibility and regional pride, embodying “small, smart, and sustainable” ethos.

  9. VfB Stuttgart

    • Traditional regional identity in Baden-Württemburg; although supported by Mercedes/Porsche, still quite rooted in local membership culture.

  10. Borussia Dortmund

  • Fan-owned via 50+1, huge emotional connection, though big and commercial, stadium atmosphere remains unmatched. 

  1. Heidenheim

  • Modest background, just above relegation playoff, but rooted in local community in Bavaria. Not overrun by big investment.

  1. FC Augsburg

  • Modest club that oscillates between tiers, but maintains local identity and reasonable governance.

  1. Borussia Mönchengladbach

  • Heritage club with loyal region-based support; mid-tier soul, larger profile dilutes it slightly.

  1. Wolfsburg

  • Volkswagen-owned, industrial origins, not fan-owned—functional, not flashy.

  1. Borussia Dortmund still above corporate teams here.
  2. FC Bayern Munich

  • Largest and most successful, but increasingly corporate in operation. Not heartless—but far less groovy.